This Is What Crazy Looks Like…
Something has hit the internet, and it’s quickly become a sensation. We have here a radio show in New Zealand, openly mocking a stream of texts sent by an American woman (known only as JJ) to last night’s one-night stand, Kevin. Possibly the funniest thing you’ll ever listen to, it’s an example of how not to score that second date. In all honesty, sleeping with somebody on the first date is never a great move if you’re looking for anything more than just that, but this goes above and beyond.
I originally thought that people were exaggerating how crazy this woman was; surely she can’t be that persistent? She can’t really be as bad as people are making out. Oh yes, she can. As a general rule of thumb, three, two or even just one text with no reply is the sign to shut up. Back off, they’re not interested. But JJ annihilates the rules of social conduct, and sends a stream of texts so ridiculous you won’t believe they’re real.
You may think you’re a bit text-happy, I did too. Then I heard this and realised nobody can ever again complain that I text too much. JJ clearly has no idea what the boundaries are – I won’t spoil the fun for you, but there are some parts of this that verge on stalking. So next time you give your number to someone you met in a club, and they don’t text you for a few days, maybe it’s a good thing!
No more needs to be said, this speaks for itself. You may well wet yourself laughing, consider yourself warned.